Butthurt Gun Snowflakes Fall For Macho Bullshit Ad Campaign, Pay Too Much For Coolers, Invent Reason To Blow Them Up

Yup, YETI’s been hammering you for years with ads for their coolers, which are, by all accounts, very good at keeping things cool, and maybe bearproof or something, as if Joe Twelvepack’s biggest problem is bears drinking his warm PBR. But, while many of us looked at their prices and thought “ummm, yeah, no,” YETI managed to find a niche, which appears, until recently, to include a bunch of fragile tiny peen attention whore camoflowers and their hangers-on, who’ve been out fishing for grievances lately.

“If Yeti can’t stand behind the NRA, I ain’t standing behind Yeti no more,” said some fool recently parted from his money, who will now likely go and pay too much for an ORCA cooler instead. Precious.

Honestly, there are so many comedy vectors here that it’s impossible to know which way to laugh the loudest. I suppose it’s best to just leave it to the guys at SHITI Coolers, who’ve already been trolling YETI for a while, to put a cherry on it.

fukn slap it, oh shit, Ronnie Milsap

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