Gotta Be Smarter Than Your Average Foliage

Fishingjones was manning the Troub-Alert when an item came over the cryptozoology wire smelling like booze.

Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting

“…alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests.”

Takeaway:  if you’re trying to be seen, don’t stand in oncoming traffic in the dark wearing camouflage.

Better yet: if you’re prone to harebrained ideas AND drinking, you might as well just go fishing. You could drown, true, but you probably won’t end up as an item in Boogan News.

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yeah, boy, some people, huh?

p.s. faking Bigfoot is dishonest, and it makes Bigfoot mad, and you’ll wake up with a moose head in your bed.

also: this has been Buster’s totally gratuitous Bigfoot post for 2012.

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