And Now A Word From The Hideous Jabbering Head of Izaak Walton

Hiya Scamps!

ikexn8

Argy blargy blarg!

You know, being a disembodied jabbering head sorta limits my mobility, which leaves me lots of time to surf the web. And enjoy this Camelbak full of sweet mother bourbon (thanks guys). Anyway, I’ve been watching our stats, especially the search terms that people are using to find us with The Google and whatnot. Let’s have a look at the notables from the last 30 days and see just how weird you freaks really are:

how to fly fish
Oh man, uh oh. Really? Um. We don’t have bail money for you. Sorry. Would you like to buy some stickers?

bigfoot sighting
bigfoot sightings in pa
pa bigfoot sightings
sightings of bigfoot in pa
bigfoot in western pa
bigfoot sightings in pennsylvania
bigfoot of pa

Hey Wook! Your mom’s looking for you! Jeebvs, I think the bigfoot post was from our very first week of operation. I wonder how disappointed they are when they end up here. “AWW, I was SO CLOSE!”

chicks fishing
porn fish.com

No really. Stop. It’s just sad now.

donny beaver
Everybody loves the Donald.

fat boat
Corpulent Cruise Lines?

ass black buster
What?

rainbow bologna
Oh. That’s what.

fisheries in merde
You, anonymous internet person, are in the right place.

pictures of western pa trees
Where bigfoot might be hiding. We understand.

springer sluts
This is Bacon’s doing.

izaak walton animated gif
Is available for children’s parties. Rock on, mvthafvsticvs!

 

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