Ike’s Super Karate Monkey Ultimate Expert Fishing Tip #42
Never ever park your boat under a tree full of flying fox bats. Flying foxes are fruit eaters, and their guano is extremely acidic. It’ll really wreck your day and you will not be quiet.
Ike is Wise
The late George Hastings told me that trout bit not for hunger, but for wantonness. But George was always a little weird.